Dumb ol Turtle Graphic T-Shirt

Date of Birth: No one knows for sure because when you ask him he just rattles on and on about sports.

Place of Birth: Born on a lake unlike any other before it. The lake is located near a chemical plant.

Favorite Phrase: Skate or Die

Second Favorite Phrase: Wanna see me spin on my shell?

Favorite Activity: Doober (pronounced Dah-ber) loves to play sports. His current favorite activity right now is ice skating but he has been known to whip butt at a pick up game of shuffle board. He also enjoys giving Corny's free shell rides.

PERSONAL NOTE:

Doober was born on a small lake near a plant that leaked chemicals into his home. Doober was born with a very thin shell so as he frolicked in the oil slicks as a child he grew different from his peers. He was blessed with an amazing intellect for a turtle, but he wasn't very smart relative to you or me. I would say he has the intellect similar to a small child or a developmentally stunted turtle.

So if you see Doober please do not ask him any hard questions and don't poke at his shell. He doesn't have much time with us because it is just a matter of time before he is skating, falls and goes that big Dumb Ol' Turtle palace in the sky.

Standard T-Shirt Info:

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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